What's DOGE doing?
Investigative reporting by Harold Hoodwinky Behind the smoke and mirrors there is a fire burning. Here's their plan. The earth is overpopulated, and cannot sustain our level of industrial activity. You peasants want to clean up the activity, slow the pace. How ridiculous. There's a much easier, and cheaper solution. Reduce the population. Last time someone tried that, they built ovens, and had soldiers to operate them. Highly inefficient, and expensive. Why pay people to do what nature, and the people themselves will do for you? They are transferring all the government funds into their own accounts, and when their preparations are complete, round one will begin. Public payments to individuals will stop, social security, food stamps, medicare, farm subsidies, all the money the government once spent on its citizens will cease, except to the loyal cult. In the resulting chaos of desperation, they will broadcast into the brainwashing echo chamber of their cultist following, it'...