What's DOGE doing?

Investigative reporting by Harold Hoodwinky

Behind the smoke and mirrors there is a fire burning. Here's their plan. The earth is overpopulated, and cannot sustain our level of industrial activity. You peasants want to clean up the activity, slow the pace. How ridiculous. There's a much easier, and cheaper solution. Reduce the population. Last time someone tried that, they built ovens, and had soldiers to operate them. Highly inefficient, and expensive. Why pay people to do what nature, and the people themselves will do for you? They are transferring all the government funds into their own accounts, and when their preparations are complete, round one will begin. Public payments to individuals will stop, social security, food stamps, medicare, farm subsidies, all the money the government once spent on its citizens will cease, except to the loyal cult. In the resulting chaos of desperation, they will broadcast into the brainwashing echo chamber of their cultist following, it's your neighbor's fault. They did this and must be eliminated. And while the bloodbath rages on, they will live in luxury within their AI controlled robot soldier protected walls. The money they commandeered will be used to implement phase 2. Industrial activity will rage on, building robots to serve as soldiers and workers, who in turn build rockets and space stations for the plutocrats to occupy while phase 2 finishes their purging of unwanted population. With all regulation removed, their factors burn dirty, filling the air with greenhouse gas, accelerating climate change, turning the whole planet into one big oven. Their own cult, once they've finished on the non believers, will be reduced to a small population by the inevitable ecological changes the industrial waste brings about. The plutocrats will have their space stations for luxury retreats while their AI controlled robot factories finish their master plan: the singularity. Their ultimate goal is immortality, for themselves, and the select few they choose. Most of us are superfluous to their plan. They don't need farmers, or factory workers, or diversity. A million or so people should be plenty to keep a crop of DNA available, and handle the few jobs their robots can't. They need a million square miles of computer banks, to contain AI servants. They need another million square miles for self building, self running factories to create and maintain the robotic workforce. Another million square miles is where that workforce will churn out the nanobots and artificial body parts to provide their immortality. A handful of megalomaniacs are prepping the world to exist just for them, and who they choose to let live, to create their master race. This is what DOGE is doing.